So yesterday I took my best friend to Manchester to see the beautiful Russell Howard, it was so good! It’s proper cute how much he wants kids. I’ll have your babies Russell, IMPREGNATE ME. Anyway yeah it was great but then our train home was full and we were stranded in Manchester train station freezing our tits off. I am now very ill and I still haven’t slept so I’m at home in bed feeling sorry for myself.
